How History Books Will Remember The Government Shut Down: A Masterpost
Bringing this back in light of another american govt shutdown
Cedric Poulat - Red Sonja vs The Army of Darkness
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Remember when Sonja was her own character, with her own personality and unique struggles, and wasn’t just some hacks exercise in “what if Conan but girl?!”?
Yeah me either.
I Am a Bride
A short comic inspired by Finnish werewolf folklore in which it is many times the wedding couple and/or the entire wedding party that is bewitched to turn into wolves by a resentful guest or family member.
Werewolf? More like wifwolf, amiright? /s
I really hate to side with Gollum on this, but “what’s in my pocket” is not a riddle and should not have counted.
Tolkien and, accordingly “The Wise”, agrees with you.
BUT, since Gollum placed his own counter terms and agreed to the matter, his was bound to follow them.
Anonymous asked:
Hot hot hot hot chocolate
mellifexfarm answered:
HEY WE GOT IT
PLEASE THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE SEEN THIS THIS AFTERNOON.
I’m queueing this for once a day. Good luck keeping your sanity mutuals 😇
It’s back >:))
hehehheheh
SOON WE’VE GOT HOT CHA-CHO-LA!!!
Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings
"He should have stopped when he was still AHEAD!"
ALT
Absolutely brilliant. No notes.
OK but Statler and Waldorf need to have climbed the tower of the Eye of Sauron and be watching the whole movie from there.
With ear trumpets and opera binoculars on a stick to explain how they can hear and see every bit of dialogue and bit of action.
Sauron himself needs to be ignorant of their presence immediately below him, and they need to call attention regularly to everything the character that's a literal giant eye doesn't notice.
Once the Ring is destroyed and the tower is fallen they need to be clambering out of the rubble and:
"Looks like the Eye of Sauron is closed."
"Looks like the Eye of Sauron was closed for the whole movie!"
And they both laugh.
They could see Frodo all the time while the Eye of Sauron couldn't.
The only people who send me messages anymore are bots, feds acting like bots, and @reallydeafeningnacho sending me pics of pretty ladies
Dead internet theory at work.
Rentarou discovers the Wigan Kebab: I can't bring myself to finish this
I too wish to one day have street food prepared by a girl dressed up in gothic lolita.
coffeeandspentbrass